The least meaningful award in the world has been further degraded by being handed to Al Gore. Somewhere in Fantasyland, thousands of hippies took a universal bong hit of joy as the Nobel Peace prize (once given to Yassar Arafat for crying out loud) was awarded to Al, because he brought the questionable data surrounding global warming to a theater near me. Sigh.
I’m thinking that next round, maybe they’ll just find a rock and give it the award. It would save on expenses. Plus, the press would be more interesting. OH, they could give it to Paris Hilton. That would be sweet. Unfortunately, based on some of the recipients of this thing, she might be too qualified.
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