I’m a smart guy. Well, I like to think I am. I have not ruled out the possibilities of life on other planets, nor have I ruled out the idea that weird ships from other worlds could come visit us. I can’t rule it out. I can say with some authority that it would be insanely hard to travel such a distance, but…it could happen.
But evidently, once you are CONVINCED that UFOs are real, you have no option but to grow your hair out to your waist, lose 80 pounds, and start rubbing crystals. I don’t know about you, but when I see these professional UFO people on TV, I am amazed that they have any credibility (or maybe they don’t?) at all - merely because of the way they all look slightly “wacky”.
I’ve had long hair before, but I’m talking about the full effect. Not just long hair. Pasty looking, sunken eyes, weird necklaces…you get my drift.
In all fairness to you, gentle readers, I think UFOs are likely Government Craft of some type.
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Sep 21st, 2007 at 11:17 am
ummm, have you ever walked into the staff lounge at the local university’s physics department? How about philosophy department?
Sep 21st, 2007 at 11:44 am
True that. Gentle commenter, you have no debate from me.
Oct 7th, 2007 at 12:57 am
I am a ufologist (in training), and I am pretty darn cute, so I have no idea what you are talking about. (*_*)
Jan 6th, 2008 at 6:15 am
It seems normal that people that who don’t follow along with mainstream society would look a little ‘weird’.
-GhostGuy